Dear owner , you have lived inside of me all of your life and I want you inside me more often before you leave to find another one of me to burrow into in the night time. We have a special bond with each other. We've been through highs and lows, ups and downs. You get cold in the summer inside me and keep me warm in the winter inside me. I shelter you from getting too wet at night and I get you wet in the mornings before you leave for school. I also keep your entire family warm and safe from the wild animals that try to hunt you at night.

I keep all your furry friends occupied and fed every day. I give you water and you keep me clean on the inside by tidying things up and finding the best decorations for inside me. On the outside you coat me with paint every 10 years to keep me firm. you change my haircut every week so my bush does not get too high on me. I have a special bond with you and your family because you all have lived inside of me for 17 years. The family before you lived inside of me for much longer but I like you all better because it really feels like a family is all inside of me. 

When there is no one inside of me I die slowly to nature. I creak and groan for people to be inside of me. I long for my masters return and I can't rest till my masters die because I want to experience an entire family inside of me for all time. I feel like the furry friends that are always in me when you are gone I long for your company because the reason I exist is to serve my masters and if I cant serve my masters at all times I don't feel fulfilled in other words I can not live without you just like you can not live without me it's a symbiotic relationship you and I have please come back to me don't go to that dreadful place anymore.

From your house  PS IM HUMAN SICK