I believe in many things. I believe in Batman even though my childhood is over. I believe in the films that Harrison Ford stars in but these days it's not so easy. I believe in the words irony, swagger, and dabble, or whatever other odd sounding word that comes to mind. Also I believe the New England Patriots will win back-to-back Super Bowls, beginning a new dynasty. Sometimes I like to think that I will graduate high school and college and even get a job! But that probably will not happen. Now for something I do not believe in.. I do not believe in pants. Even the word just makes my cringe, they are the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever.

*audience appluades* *takes bow*