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Cow Vs. Pig
April 12, 2023
“Cow.”
“What?”
“You heard me. Cow.”
“I’m getting there.”
“Honey, you’re fatter than a cow. I’m just being generous.”
“Honey, so you do like me?”
“No, why would I love a cow?”
“You tell me. I’m happy to be a cow.”
He laughs so hard he snorts.
“Pig.”
“What?”
“Stop rolling in mud. You stink.”
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This is a toxic relationship for both parties. Cow representing the female, the pig representing the male.