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Recipe for a Failing Grade
Ingredients:
5 heap fulls of procrastination
Endless supply of naps
A flurry of missing and uncompleted homework assignments
A lifetime of not taking notes
1 whole semester of not studying
Directions:
In a large mixing bowl combine the procrastination and endless supply of naps. Let sit for a couple of hours, or days, or weeks. Upon return, slowly fold the mixture with a large spatula. Sprinkle in the missing and uncompleted homework assignments. Next, slowly add in the lifetime of not taking notes. Pour into a brownie pan and finally dump the semester of not studying over the top. Bake at 420 degrees for 20 minutes. Remove from oven and let sit for 10 minutes to set. Enjoy. (*in the case of leftovers, bring some to your teachers in a final attempt to save your grade)
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