What if farts were colored?
If farts were colored then I don't know how people would get away with passing gas!

The color of your fart depends on your mood, like if your mad it would be green, sad-blue, happy-rainbow, depressed-black, and so on and so forth. After 45 seconds the color goes away though. It goes up into the air and slowly fades away.

What if you could fart in a bottle and keep it? Would u do it?

Well, buy the fartamigiger and get your colored farts now! All you do is strap it to your butt and go! But in order for the fartigmigiger to work you have to fart three times! For every three farts the fartamigiger puffs out a half ounce of colored fart. Oh but don't forget to make sure you strap on your fartamigiger just right because if you do it wrong it will go all wacko and puff out all different colors at all different times.