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Funny Amazon Review

May 28, 2014
By Daniella Hunt BRONZE, Lemont, Illinois
Daniella Hunt BRONZE, Lemont, Illinois
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This product is great! I worked every day from 8am to 8pm, and this product has decreased my stress level in so many ways! I worked as a chef on my own food truck called the “Shut up and eat” When I bought the Kitchen Art Ham Dogger it changed my life! The kitchen art ham dogger is a tool that allows you to make hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs! I’m not saying I’m cheap or anything but the cost to fuel a truck that carries at least 30 to 40 pounds is crazy! I spend up to 100 dollars a week. When I have gone to the store to pick up ingredients for my dishes I realized that hamburger meat is two dollars cheaper than actually buying prepackaged hot dogs. So I had a great idea when I was trying to sleep one night! Why not buy the Kitchen art ham dogger that I’ve heard so many amazing stories about, and save 15 dollars a month by buying hamburger meat make it into a hotdog, and just call it the special of the week. (But have it every week.) Nobody will question my amazing idea! Best thing yet the kitchen art ham dogger is only 9 dollars and 33 cents, but if I buy a used kitchen art ham dogger its only .99 cents! What a steal! I also have found out that you can use any type of meat in the kitchen art ham dogger! With the prices of the packaged hotdogs rising I can save up to 30 dollars a month! Sadly my sales have been decreasing, and I have no idea why. Some people have been attacking my truck by throwing tomatoes at it. I’ve also been called “cheapskate” or “mental”. Later that month I realized there was a letter on my truck. It was a letter from the health department saying I had to stop selling food because the food I was selling was getting people sick. I guess I shouldn’t have bought whatever meat it was from a guy off the street, and a used kitchen art ham dogger. After all I save a lot of money in the process which is now being used for rehab! Thanks for everything kitchen art ham dogger!


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Did this in my Creative Writing 2 class!

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