I am in Anchorage Alaska looking out at a pewter colored cup full of Captain Morgan. Then all of a sudden George Washington walks around the corner of a bar named Lake Superior along the blue whale river, and he is munchin’ on an seemingly infinite stash of cashews. But its now starting to rain. Someone starts to sing "Wasted time" a country song written by Keith Urban. There is a guy chillin’ on his afternoon break at his DPW foreman job. He is messing with his shoelaces on his brand new Adidas work boots and singing songs about the Kraken saying hello. Then everything disappears as I open my eyes to a wide open road in front of me.