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June 8, 2021
By SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]


Dear Journal, my adoring fan.

Today someone called Lyfe tried to give me NON-ORGANIC LEMONS!!! Naturally, I only eat organic lemons, after all, a trendsetter must follow trends. For some reason, nobody follows my trends, like taking a bath in the laundry machine with high power to save water and electricity. Ever since I started doing it I’ve been getting these awesome rashes. Anyway, I can't believe someone tried to give ME of all people non-organic lemons!

Your favorite superhero,

Useless Man


The author's comments:

Useless Man is a character I made what, a year, two years ago? it was a comic series, but afterward, I wrote journal entries.

Basically, Useless Man is an idiot who thinks he's incredible. he is so smart he can tell when a kidnapper is pretending to be a cop and save the victim (the cop was trying to rest a criminal. useless man saved the day- for the criminal)

But hey, it's comedy. by me. and useless man never died, even when he destroyed all life on Earth.


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on Jul. 11 2021 at 12:38 pm
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]

i guess ill get around to uplouding the others

Lydiaq ELITE said...
on Jul. 6 2021 at 9:43 pm
Lydiaq ELITE, Somonauk, Illinois
142 articles 42 photos 1009 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Let the disappointments pass
Let the laughter fill your glass
Let your illusions last until they shatter.
Whatever you might hope to find
Among the thoughts that crowd your mind
There won't be many that ever really matter.
But take good care of your mother
And remember to be kind
When the pain of another will serve you to remind."
--Jackson Browne

I found this real funny!!!

Lydiaq ELITE said...
on Jul. 6 2021 at 9:43 pm
Lydiaq ELITE, Somonauk, Illinois
142 articles 42 photos 1009 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Let the disappointments pass
Let the laughter fill your glass
Let your illusions last until they shatter.
Whatever you might hope to find
Among the thoughts that crowd your mind
There won't be many that ever really matter.
But take good care of your mother
And remember to be kind
When the pain of another will serve you to remind."
--Jackson Browne

Wow I think your sidenote was longer than your article!